Nonexistent fun! [Explicit]

Vexen: *removes needles and bandages the areas* Roxas go eat something to prevent yourself from becoming anemic. Axel let me see your finger *sprays finger with antiseptic*

Axel: aaaaaa painful

Vexen: calm down *bandages finger* ill need to change that bandage regularly until that heals so make sure you come see me regularly. Buy the way have you seen about 1000 spiders.

Axel: no why?

Vexen: I was doing research on turning arachnids into nobodies but all my research subjects mysteriously disappeared.

Narrator: *pans over to Zexion’s bed covered in spiders*

( I'm gonna ignore most of that. And You loose a point for using Axel, heck, I'm gonna ignore all of that!)


Axel: I'm gonna ignore that......*stares at Vexen strangely* Zexion, I don't trust Vexen anymore, can you put my finger back on?

Zexion: Yes. -throws curaga at Axel-
Aximy: -cocks head- Is that even going to work?
Zexion: Let's hope so.
Aximy: -cocks head even more- Hope?
Zexion: Touche.
Marluxia: -skipping in circles around Axel, in his flowery way- Lalala la lala!
Aximy: -throws candelabra- What a conveniently placed Candelabra.
Zexion: I concur.

Roxas: *Awake now* I hate you all. *Turns to walk away again*
Demyx: *Pouts* What about me, you don't hate me do you Roxy?
Roxas: *Twitches* Must resist cute, resist! *muffles a squee* NOOOO!!! *Hugs Demyx*

August: *sits up, scratcheds his head* .............?

Axel: YAY MY FINGER IS BETTER!!!!

August: .............? *looks around* ......!!!!!!!

Lexaeus: Yeah, it's a bit of a mess......

Aximy: -teleports to disney castle-
Zexion: Huh?
Aximy: -comes back with broom people-
Marluxia: They're cute! -huggles-

All of a sudden, a large white portally thingy appears about 100 or so feet above the castle. Eggs start raining down!!!! Oddly enough, when they do land, none of them break. Only one landed inside, since everywhere else was, well, covered with ceiling and roof stuff. The egg that did land inside *because of the large gaping hole in the kitchen roof* was green and rolled straight towards Marluxia, where it then stopped........then it started to move......


Axel: Maruxia! *in that weird 'you've got mail' from the commercials voice*YOU'VE GOT EGG!

August: *still a bit dazed, but looks at the egg and recognizes it immediately*......!

Lexaeus:What is it?

August:..........! <(^0^< >^0^)>

Lexaeus: A poke my what now?

Axel: You understand him?

Lexaeus: : of course......well.....If you guys don't need anything else, we'll be going now.

Axel: we? *watches as Lexaeus picks up August* oh......Wait, we still haven't figured out where to put him.....I KNOW!!!! You can put him in Roxas' room!!!! *looks to the unconcious Roxas* You wont mind, will you?

*silence*

Axel: See? He's fine with it, you just go now. I'm gonna go and see where those other eggs went off to. Maybe I'll find a nice flaming-ball-of-doom egg.

(note: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!! Think about it, a pokemon that covers their personality traits perfectly)

Meh.

Marluxia: Eggs? You mean... EGGS?
Aximy: -sighs-
Zexion: Of the omelette kind. Raining from the sky. That didn't break. Who actually likes eggs?
Marluxia: Me...
Aximy: There should be a pink one just for you out there, Marluxia.
Marluxia: -clapps- -runs off-
Zexion: You excited him. Bad.
Aximy: Got him out of here.
Zexion: Touche. What happened with august?

Demyx: *pops up* He's over there *Points to a pink egg* See! Oh wait no, that's Marly's egg thing. *pouts* I want a blue egg!
Roxas: *Wakes up again* I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM, I DO NOT LIKE THEM SAM I AM! *Foams at the mouth and faints...for the third time or so*

The green egg rolls back over to Marluxia, it then starts hatching, and what looks like a little leaf pops out.
The pink egg does the same, and a leaf from THAT one pokes out.

Axel: *portals back with a glowing red egg in his hands, Then sees that Marly has TWO eggs* AWW COME ON!!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!

Zexion: -gives egg to Aximy-
Aximy: Thanks. -smacks on axel's head, and knocks him out-
Zexion: :O

The green egg hatches completely!!! The first thing it sees is.....Marluxia!!!!

Creature: Budew? *sniff*BUUH-BUUH *looks up at Marluxia* BUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW *crying*

Axel: ....what IS that thing!?!??!

Aximy: Shouldn't you have passed out?
Zexion: Pff. It looks like a... -picks up lexicon- Shet. Don't know.
Aximy: Zexion?
Zexion: -flipping through book madly- DAMMIT! -throws at Marluxia-
Aximy: -shrugs- Better than nothing.

Budew: BUUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Axel: Shit Marluxia, DO SOMETHING! It's a plant thing, so you tke care of it!

Marluxia: -knocked out, with a lexicon mark in head-
Zexion: Axel, he's unconscious.

Axel: BUT IT'S WHINING IS DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!

The other egg hatches, the first thing it sees, also; is Marluxia.

New creature: *pokes Marluxia with its smaller head cherry* Cheri????

Budew: *grumble* BUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWW!!!!!

Cherubi: *grumble* *hic* CHERRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!

Axel: HOLY SHIT NOW THERE'S TWO OF EM!!!! *puts hands over ears*

Marluxia: -wakes up- GAH! IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME!!!
Aximy: -grabs DS- Aren't they off Pokemon?

Sorry, but if you don't mind, i'm commandeering the pokemon for a sec.

Budew: Budew! -goes over to Aximy-
Cherubi: -rubs head on Aximy's leg-
Marluxia: D'aww...

(I am officialy stealing Xemnas because My bro aint postin')

Xemnas: well, they're plants...and they're hungry....Marluxia, You take care of them.

Budew: *grumble* mmmm *hic* *still hungry after eating nothing* BUUUUUDEEEEEEEEEEEW!!! *cries into Aximy's cloak*

Aximy: -produces pokéblocks-
Budew: Budew! Budewww!!! -jumps up and down-
Cherubi: -pushes in front of Budew- Rubi! Cherubi!
Aximy: -kneels down and feeds-
Zexion: Why don't they like me? -pout-

((((Basic characteristics of budew: Melodramatic.
Bc of Cherubi: affectionate ))))

Axel: I'm goin' ta bed, see you tomorrow. *yawns, walks off*

Xemnas: I will depart as well. Aximy, Marluxia, You are in charge of taking care of these whatcha-whosits untill I can think of something else....*portals out*

Zexion: -double pout-
Cherubi: -biting marluxia's cloak-
Marluxia: THEY'RE KILLERS, I TELL YOU! -portals away-
Aximy: So, this is up to us?
Zexion: One could presume so.

But suddenly, a cyndaquil runs up!

Can i please use Axel for a tic? kthnx.

Axel: -pokes head through portal- My pyro senses are tingling... -sees cyndaquil- It's cute!
Cyndaquil: Cyndaquil!
Axel: I'm keeping it! -runs off with cyndaquil-

I'm sorry...

I shall leave Axel with you, running away from noone in particular, with a cyndaquil in his arms.

Budew: *runs to where Marluxia was* *sniff* BUUUDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW! *MAMA!!!*

Cherubi: *mama?* CHIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Xigbar: *portal opens* I back from the super mark-… what the f#%& happen, and what the f#%& are those.

Budew & Cherubi: *totally super freaked out!!!*

Cherubi: *wets self* ewweweewwewewewWWAWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Budew: *faints*