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PostSubject: Re: Nonexistent fun! [Explicit]   Nonexistent fun! [Explicit] - Page 3 EmptyNovember 4th 2008, 7:16 am

Axel: OH THE WORLD ENDS FOR ANOTHER INNOCENT LIFE!!!!

August:........
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PostSubject: Re: Nonexistent fun! [Explicit]   Nonexistent fun! [Explicit] - Page 3 EmptyNovember 4th 2008, 7:27 am

Vexen: (pulls knife out of chest and puts banded on the wound) let me see August Ö heís lost a lot of blood. He needs a blood transfusion; Roxas give me your arm. (Vexen pulls out sharp needles and tubes.)
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PostSubject: Re: Nonexistent fun! [Explicit]   Nonexistent fun! [Explicit] - Page 3 EmptyNovember 4th 2008, 2:23 pm

Axel: You're going to do WHAT NOW?!??!?!?!?!

Lexaeus:.........but he needs it.....

Axel: I KNOW THAT!!!! BUT............do nobodies even have blood?

Larxene: *sitting on a big fallen thingy* Well, Lets find out. *walks up to Axel and practically slices his finger off*

Axel: *bleeding profusely* HOLY S@$%!!!!!

Larxene: *crosses arms with a moderately evil smirk on her face*Well well, I guess Nobodies DO have blood.

Axel: BUT THATS NOT POSSIBLE!!!!! HOW COME VEXEN WASN'T BLEEDING!??!!??!

Larxene: I stabbed him where his heart would be. There's nothing there to START bleeding. *puts hands on hips and leans in about six inches from Axel's face* Got it M E M O R I Z E D ?

Axel:...........never do that again.

Larxene: Chop your finger off?

Axel: F$%# you. You know what I mean.

Larxene: NOW who's the one shouting curses everywhere?
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PostSubject: Re: Nonexistent fun! [Explicit]   Nonexistent fun! [Explicit] - Page 3 EmptyNovember 4th 2008, 2:36 pm

Xemnas: all right this is it Iím going to taco hut if anyone cares engulf to care.
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Larxene: .....engulf to care? You're really off your rocker old man. And extreemly OOC.

Axel: Wuzzat? *still bleeding* GAH!

Larxene: Never you mind.
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Xemnas: that came out wrong I meant to say care enough to care.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonexistent fun! [Explicit]   Nonexistent fun! [Explicit] - Page 3 EmptyNovember 4th 2008, 3:47 pm

Zexion: Why are we all in here discussing tacos and Larxene never saying [color=red]G O T I T M E M O R I Z E D?/color]
Marluxia: Because august was baking and it smells goood...
Aximy: The cookies are on fire.
Zexion: MUTE!
Aximy: Screw you...
Marluxia: -looks meaningfully at Axel- But fire is good...
Aximy: -slaps Marluxia- Better?
Zexion: -facepalm-
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Lexaeus: WOULD ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT THE F*** UP!!??!!?!? AND WHERE THE H*** IS ROXAS!?!!?!?

Axel: eep!
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PostSubject: Re: Nonexistent fun! [Explicit]   Nonexistent fun! [Explicit] - Page 3 EmptyNovember 4th 2008, 3:59 pm

Aximy: Over there. -points at Roxas, who was hiding in the corner. With sea salt icecream all over his face-
Zexion: Curious.
Aximy: I concur.
Marluxia: I agree.
Zexion: Shut up, Marluxia.
Marluxia: Why?
Zexion: Because i'm your superior.
Marluxia: No, Xemnas is.
Zexion: I meant superior to YOU.
Aximy: -on fanfiction- I'll get out the ZekuMaru if you don't shut the hell up!
Marluxia: Get it, then.
Zexion: THERE IS NO GOD. -steals marluxia's scythe and runs away with it- BITCH! STOP FOLLOWING ME!
Marluxia: But FF is telling me to!
Aximy: You wanna go get some icecream, Axel?
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Lexaeus: here, hold this -gives Axel August, walks over to Roxas and picks him up in such a way that he is hanging upside-down- I'm sorry, but you're the only one we know of who might have the same blood type.
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PostSubject: Re: Nonexistent fun! [Explicit]   Nonexistent fun! [Explicit] - Page 3 EmptyNovember 4th 2008, 4:08 pm

I just read twilight i'm i'm staring at it going OOOOHHH!!!

Zexion: -runs into portal-
Marluxia: -runs into portal- -no wait, that was a wall- -unconscious-
Zexion: -opens portal-
Aximy: You pretty much knocked him out.
Zexion: Yeah.
Aximy: Should we spit on him?
Marluxia: -stirrs-
Zexion: Maybe not. We might miss.
Aximy: Got any knives around here?
Zexion: Yeah. That way. -points-
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PostSubject: Re: Nonexistent fun! [Explicit]   Nonexistent fun! [Explicit] - Page 3 EmptyNovember 4th 2008, 4:59 pm

Xemnas: (after portaling to taco hut Xemnas is reminded why he always sends someone else to get the tacos)

Taco hut employee 1: so your order was 50 nacho 24 tacos and 16milk shakes?

Xemnas: no I said 50 soft tacos 24 hard tacos extra cheese and 16 sodas. You donít even serve milk shakes.

Taco hut employee 1: o right I forgotÖ um your total will be 100000money.

Xemnas: what! Thatís impossible you must have typed it in wrong!

Taco hut employee 1: um I think I know how to push buttons sir maybe you just miscalculated.

Xemnas: MISCALCULATED! YOUR BRAIN IS A MISCALCULATION! I DEMAND TO SEE THE MANAGER NOW!

Taco hut employee 1: alright you donít have to shout.

Taco hut manager: welcome to taco hut what can I do for you today.

Xemnas: this incompetent teen typed in my order wrong and wonít fix it!

Taco hut manager: calm down sir this is an easy fix now what was your order.

Xemnas: 50 soft tacos 24 hard tacos extra cheese and 16 sodas.

Taco hut manager: do do do du du du (the manager types the order in) the total is 230000money, two carrots and a pigeon.

Xemnas: WHAT! THAT DOSENíT EVEN MAKE SENSE.

Taco hut manager: thatís what the screen says. (Shows the screen that states total is 230000money, two carrots and a pigeon ) with an amount that large we are going to have to ask you to pay before we fulfill that order.

Xemnas: (pulls out a beam sword and stabs the register.) how about you give me the tacos and I donít kill you all.
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Zexion: -applauds-
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Demyx: *Trips and falls* OW! OH GOD MY SPLEEN!!!
Roxas: *Snorts* You idiot you fell on your leg.
Demyx: *Anime sweatdrop* Um, no I didn't... *Smiles and hides behind Zexion* I fell on that! *Points to a seasalt icecream stick.*
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Zexion: -pokes head through portal- There's tacos in here.
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Demyx: *sticks head through portal too* Who do you think they belong to!
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Lexaeus: .....I'll do it myself.. *knocks out Roxas and does all that needle and tube stuff to him to draw blood, he then does the needle tubey thingy to August and gives him Roxas' blood*
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Xemnas: theyíre my tacos and I went through a lot to get them. So since Demyx didnít fight Sora he doesnít get any. Nether does Roxas because he should have been the one getting the tacos and instead he got ice cream that I hate.

Vexen: you didnít insert the needles correctly you missed Roxasís vain, and you inserted the other end in the wrong vain on August you draining his blood that way. Here let me do it. (Pokes Roxas 10 times to find the right vain, and then only once for August.) There like that now I just need to watch to remove the tubes at an appropriate time to not drain Roxas of too much. In the mean time it seems that August will need c.p.r. could you assist me Lexaeus?
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Lexaeus:............uh.... Question
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Zexion: -takes over and blood transfuses- Now that wasn't that hard, was it Roxas?
Because resider will take an age to update i'll do Roxas for her. And don't think of it like that. OR ELSE.
Roxas: -horrified-
Marluxia: -wakes up in a very flowery manner- Roxas is afraid of needles, isn't he?
Roxas: -nodds-
Aximy: Shet.
Roxas: -faints-
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Demyx: *Turns to Vexen* I think you broke him *Pokes Roxas in the arm*
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Zexion: He's a nobody. He cannot be broken.
Marluxia: SHUT UP! NO NOBODY BROKEN -rambles on-
Zexion: Ohkay...
Aximy: He's too flowery for many, eh?
Zexion: Those arses at fanfiction ARE GOING TO PAY.
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Roxas: *Groans and twitches slightly*
Demyx: SEE YOU BROKE HIM!!! *Rambles on* TEA AND SCONES! *Laughs crazily*
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Aximy: Those two belong together.

Picture it: Demyx and Marluxia simultaneously babbling on about nothing. Picture moment.

Zexion: Tell me about it.
Marluxia: -chibi face- Will you come water my plants?
Aximy: -facepalm-
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Lexaeus: *breathing into August*

August: *cough cough*

Lexaeus: *sigh* Thank god!

Axel: You mean, "thank Kingdom Hearts", we don't believe in god.

Lexaeus: ............

August: *realizes that Lexaeus was "kissing" him, he starts fo freak*

Axel: HOLD HIM DOWN!

Lexaeus: *holds him down* calm down, it's okay.

Larxene has already left for her room to snozz off the rest of the day.
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