Nonexistent fun! [Explicit]

Aximy: Zexion, go to bed. I'll help these two. And Marluxia, go see if Axel hasn't killed Cyndaquil yet, please?
Marluxia and Zexion: Okay... -goes to their places-
Aximy: -helps pokemon-
Budew: Buuuudeww... -falls asleep-
Cherubi: -nuzzles aximy- Rubi...
Aximy: I'll get you guys a bed, all right? -gives pokeblocks- Axel, don't come up behind me like that.

Roxas: *pouts* Why don't I get a pokemon!? *Points at Demyx* SEE EVEN HE HAS ONE!!!!
Demyx: *Hugging a Wooper* Hehe, it's mine and therefore you can't look at her!!! *giggles before skipping off with the Wooper*

Aximy: That's a plushie.

axel, in his room: *squee* *hugs Cyndaquil*

Cyndaquil: zzzzzz

Meanwhile.....

There's an egg in Maluxia's room.....

Marluxia: I got the window, like you asked?
Aximy: ? I told you to go see if Axel hadn't killed cyndaquil yet.
Marluxia: -glowers-
Zexion: I don't want to go to bed when you tell me to!
Aximy: Then help these two. -gives Cherubi and Budew to zexion-
Zexion: Yay!
Everyone: o.O
Zexion: Oh. Uh... Hmph.
Aximy: -facepalm-

Roxas: *Stands there watching* WHY WNT ANYONE TALK TO ME!!!!!
Demyx: *Pats Roxas on the head* When you're older you'll understand what I mean when I say, you're a freak.

Aximy: Nobody trusts you, Roxas. You're the perfect example of male PMS.

Gawd, i said that my cousin had male PMS in the weekend (And we were halfway across the freakin' house) and he blew off at me. Gawd, he's a prick. 'Scuse the language.

...oooookay.

Roxas: *Fuming* I DON'T HAVE PMS! *Sits in the emo rectangle*
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The emo rectangle, where all the cool emo's go! Get one now!

It's cooler to bum emo rectangles off people.

Marluxia: Zexion... what's PMS?
Zexion and Aximy: -facepalm-
Aximy: Meh. Give me the pokemo-
Marluxia: EEK!!!!!
Everyone: WHAT?
Marluxia: There's an egg in my room!
Zexion: Omelettes, again?
Aximy: -slaps- You and your crude humour.
Zexion: I deserved that. Shouldn't we in Marluxia's room?
Aximy: We are.
Zexion: EGG!!!! -points at egg, which is beginning to hatch...-

Roxas: *points at the egg* OMG AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, WHAT IS THAT THING, AAAAAAAAHHHH! *runs off*
-and alas his screams could be heard echoing through the hall.

Aximy: -picks up DS and opens pokedex- It's an Azurill! -picks up-
Everybody: A what?
-egg cracks open, revealing the Azurill-
Zexion: You play with that thing too much.
Aximy: Hmph. -feeds Azurill-

Azurill link here: [url]http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Azurill_%28Pokémon%29[/url]

Isn't it kawaii???

The egg hatches!

Creature from the egg: CAAAAAAAARNIIIIIIIIIIBBBBVVVVVIIIIIIIINNNEEEEEE!!!!!

meanwhile...

Axel, Larxene and August are sleeping peacfully in the bedrooms they are currently sleeping in.

My post didn't show up!!!!!!

Mine said it was a Azurill.

What is your pokemon?

Azurill's so cute...

Aximy: What is it?
Zexion: A pokemon.
Aximy: I knew that, dumbass. -picks up DS-

Demyx: Why is it I never get to do anything cool! *Pouts*

Aximy: -gives him an old GameBoy that doesn't have colour-

Demyx: *slamming the gameboy on a rock* How..Does..This...Thing...WORK!?

Aximy: -picks up SP, gives to Demyx, shows him how to use it- Right. Now that Demyx is taken care of, we should get to taking care of all of these pokemon...

(From now on we get 4 members, seeing as there is no one else who knows)

Carnivine glomps Marluxia.

Carnivine: *love*

Saix walks in on everybody.

Saix: Lights out! *all the lights go out* Everyone go to bed now dammit, I can't think with all of you babbling on!

Aximy: It's only 1.42 a.m.!
Larxene: -walks in, rubs eyes- Whuh?
Zexion: Oh-noh. She gets bitchy when she gets woken up...
Larxene: -sees Cherubi- OMG OMG OMG!!! -runs over and huggles-
Larxene: -sees everyone looking at her weird- Oh shite.

(hey! I get Larxene!!!!! REMEMBER!!?!??!?!)

Larxene wakes up(IN HER ROOM): Uhhh. woah, *rubs forehead* weird dream....I never do that..*throws a knife at a wall, to a poster of some random singer dude, right in the nether regions* now I feel better....*lays back on bed*.....zzzz

Saix: I said go to bed damn it! *eye twitch*

Is vex... oh, yeah. ALL THE GOOD CHARACTERS ARE TAKEN!

-pouts-

I'll trade you Marluxia?

Zexion: I sense a disturbance in The Force.
Aximy: -hits- You're a dumbass. And you're one of the smartest in the organization.
Zexion: Real nice.
Aximy: -picks up Budew, Cherubi and Carnivine and feeds berries-
Cherubi: Hmph! -jumps down and runs off-
Aximy: Aw, shit...

(hey, there's still Xaldin, Luxord, and...um....let's see....*counting fingers, There's Xion, if you can count her yet, think think think *put's fist to head like Pooh* I think that's all of them.....*counts off* Mansex, Xiggy, Vexen, Lex, Sexy, puppy, Aku, Demykins, Nymhpo, Roku.)

Ohkay... I'll have Xion then...

-portal opens randomly- Xion: I saw... pokemon...
Aximy: Uh... okay...
Xion: CHERUBI! -runs after-
Budew: Bwah?!

Demyx: *Staring into thin air* The meaning of life is...TO KICK ASS!!!!!! *Blinks* What did I just say?

Aximy: Shut up! We have to chase that cherubi!
Zexion: It doesn't... even have... legs...