Twisted Wishes

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Wish granted but they turn out to be painted M&M's.

I wish for a Kingdom Hearts 4.

Uber Wooper Number of posts : 3927 Age : 27

kingdom hearts 4 is just a repeat video of sora squeezing riku's face.

i wish for eternal darkness!

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Granted, but you can't see anything and end up tripping over a muffin and falling off a cliff.

I wish Micheal Jackson never existed!

Uber Wooper Number of posts : 3927 Age : 27

micheal jackson just goes into a coma but doesn't die!

i wish for the colonel's eleven herbs and spices.

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Granted but they get lost in the mail.

I wish I had a Nintendo WII!

Uber Wooper Number of posts : 3927 Age : 27

granted. but it decides to WII on you.

i wish for an amazing amount of books that aren't bad and/or for kids!

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Granted, but Axel comes back from the dead and burns them because he was bored.

I wish I could control ice!

Uber Wooper Number of posts : 3927 Age : 27

all your ice melts due to the fact that you burned all my books and axel thought he was on a roll so he decided to burn your ice! you vexen...

i wish cookies were free!

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Granted, but they are so free that I eat them all and leave none for you!

I wish for a Domo-kun!

Uber Wooper Number of posts : 3927 Age : 27

Domo-kun owns your arse!

i wish for the war in Iraq to be over so the remaining soldiers can live.

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Wish granted so they start a civil war.

I wish for an AK-47

(Oh and don't say arse)

Uber Wooper Number of posts : 3927 Age : 27

okey dokey. wish granted. it squirts water!

i wish for an acid gun!

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Granted, but the acids guns faulty, it burns through the gun and burns your hands off

Admin Number of posts : 6710 Age : 28

Granted, but it's nothing!

I wish for eternal entertainment.

Admin Number of posts : 2568 Age : 29

Granted, but you get bored of so much entertainment!

I wish WPF gives me a prize for nothing!

Global Moderator Number of posts : 2013 Age : 34

Granted. But you get deleted.

I wish I could go out right now. =[

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Granted, but then you fall over and break your arm.

I wish for a Sea-Salt Ice-cream

Global Moderator Number of posts : 2013 Age : 34

Granted... But there are poison urchins in it. xD

I wish I had more money. =D

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Granted, but then you spend it all on a car that breaks down.

I wish I had a PS3.

Global Moderator Number of posts : 2013 Age : 34

Granted. But it breaks. [That was hard]

I wish I had a nickel.

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Granted but the nickle is actually a goverment bomb, sent to destroy you.

I wish I had Birth By Sleep, the KH game.

Uber Wooper Number of posts : 3927 Age : 27

it has a repeat video of Sora squeezing Riku's face.

i wish for a magical excursion to imaginationland!

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Granted, but Mrs Jolly goes with you, thinking it's educational.

I wish for a shiny new keyblade!

Uber Wooper Number of posts : 3927 Age : 27

ew...

the keyblade is fairy harp!

i wish for a blank CD that actually works!

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Okay granted, but then I snap it in half!

I wish for a good Ven avatar!