Twisted Wishes

Uber Wooper Number of posts : 3927 Age : 27

the ven avatar has Sora in it!

i wish for a new keyboard because this one sucks and makes too much noise when i press it!

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Granted but then your keyboard beeps everytime you type.

I wish for a cooler signature. (My one is still awesome!)

Global Moderator Number of posts : 2449 Age : 30

Grant.. but.. WPF wont add it on your posts..

I wish for a Mini-SD card..

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Granted but then it goes missing.

I wish I had a mutant Lugia Dog thing.

Global Moderator Number of posts : 2449 Age : 30

Grant.. but.. It'll eat you!! WHAJAJJA

I wish for a Pizza

Admin Number of posts : 6710 Age : 28

Granted, but it's made of Cutter! Gwahaha.

I wish my atoms were negative ions.

Uber Wooper Number of posts : 3927 Age : 27

... you, by mistake, split one and the world goes KABOOM.

I wish i had colourful candies.

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Granted but you're colour blind!

I wish I had a super purple wooper.

Uber Wooper Number of posts : 3927 Age : 27

the purple wooper is a quagsire in disguise! Sad

i wish for good Alternative music!

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Granted, but you go deaf.

I wish for a laptop, all for me!

Global Moderator Number of posts : 2449 Age : 30

Granted, but i dosent works..

I wish for an icecream..

Uber Wooper Number of posts : 3927 Age : 27

the icecream ges meltyd.

i wish for toast!

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Granted but it's burnt! MWAHAHAHA!

I wish for a story idea.

Number of posts : 578 Age : 30

granted but you will forget it in 5 seconds.

i wish sonic was real

Global Moderator Number of posts : 2013 Age : 34

He is, but you never know about it.

I wish that I had a cookie.

Number of posts : 578 Age : 30

granted but your little brother will eat it.

i wish i could buy everything i wanted.

Global Moderator Number of posts : 2013 Age : 34

How would my little brother eat it when he's in New York? =[

-granted... but you don't have the money for them-

I wish my knee wasn't in pain.

Number of posts : 578 Age : 30

granted but tonight a big rock will fall on your knee.

i wish i could draw better

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Granted, but then you lose your hands in a tragic accident...

I wish I could come on WPF more.

Uber Wooper Number of posts : 3927 Age : 27

granted, but it got overrun by corporate tycoons, wishing for spammical proportions!

I wish for untainted cake, beautifully made, deliciously delicious, unable to be eaten by anyone else but me, for me.

Admin Number of posts : 6710 Age : 28

Granted, but you don't get to eat anything else for the rest of your life.

I wish Wooper replaced Sora.

Number of posts : 578 Age : 30

granted but it will be only for 1 second

i wish i had a playstation 3

Uber Wooper Number of posts : 3927 Age : 27

the playstation three is a barbecue.

i wish for muffins!

Number of posts : 578 Age : 30

granted but thay have little worms in it.

i wish for a crush 40 CD

Number of posts : 1502 Age : 27

Granted but it snapped.

I wish for a pet wooper.