Twisted Wishes

Granted, but in dreams!

I wish for fried chicken.

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish for POYIOU FRRANKOUTEERRADOURR. (lol)

Granted, but I'm starting to get irritated by phrases like that!

I wish for a Wooper (clay).

Granted, but it isn't good.

I wish Carlos Carranza communicates with me.

Not granted!!!

I wish for fish (yuck....).

Granted, and it's giant and freshly fished.

I wish Christmas is tomorrow!

I suppose it's granted.... ¬_¬.

I wish that I'm not so tired like I am right now....

Granted, you become even more tired.

I wish WPF had 1000000000 non-spammer, no-hacker members.

I suppose it's granted again....

I wish for myself?

Granted, but you're bad.

I wish for a FALCOOON PWAAAUUUNNCH!!

Granted, but only in a videogame.

I wish a book.

Granted, but it's one of those in Mario 64 that bite you.

I wish I could play guitar.

Granted, but only a guitar with premade sounds.

I wish all we continue this endless game.

Granted.

I wish for nothing.

Granted.

I wish for triple nothing.

Triple granted.

I wish quick sand swallows you (JK [Just Kidding]).

Granted, in your dreams.

I wish for Quick, but Time.

Granted, but it's Slow Time.

I wish Pikachu becomes a frequent poster.

Granted.

I wish Kun Lähtee.

Not granted.

I wish Wooper is a Pokeball Pokemon in SSBB.

Of course, ABSOLUTELY AND TRULY granted.

I wish for Raappahousuissaan!

Granted, but I don't know what it is.

I wish for peace.

Granted!

I wish for Not War.

(Do you remember that the point of the game is to give an evil twist to the wishes? I think you forgot.)

Granted, but it's already granted to me.

I wish Wooper was the president.

Granted, but the president of rocks.

I wish that Chimecho sings a song.