Twisted Wishes

umm quite didn't understand that......

i Wish i could stop saying lol (and is all thanks to jasp)

Granted, but you say rofl instead.

I wish the moon turned into a giant ball of cheese.

Granted, but it is really bad smelling and can be smelt from your house.

I wish that I could stay home on my computer during the week.

Granted, but you fail at life for not studying.

I wish my wish wasn't twisted.

Granted, but you forgot to wish for anything.

I wish I could slap someone in the face with a fish.

Granted, but it's yourself.

I wish I had one cent.

Granted, but it falls into the gutter.

I wish I had an ice-cream.

Granted, but it melts before you could eat it.

I wish I was a ninja.

Granted, but a Pirate kills you.

I wish I was a Mudkip.

Granted, but you get captured.

I wish I could shapeshift!

You can only shapeshift into a cup.

I wish I had a laptop.

wish granted, but it has worms.

I wish Kingdom Hearts was real.

Granted, but you become a Heartless.

I wish I could have some ROFLWAFFLES.

They become lolwaffles.

I wish I had a kitty.

Granted, but the kitty claws you to death. Hehe, owned.

I wish I had a energy drink.

The energy drink tastes like Rhiannon.

I wish I had a red stapler.

granted, but it staples your eyes

I wish I wouldn't have to take another english class in my entire life.

Granted, but you have Bible Studies instead.

I wish I had endless monies.

Granted, but you are confined to a 5 feet long island.

I wish the RPG was revived.

Granted, but it turns to hardcore yaoi.

I wish i had a webcam.

Granted, but it shoots lasers at you whenever it's turned on.

I wish I could have my new Nintendo DS already.

Granted, but a pikachu steals it.

I wish you would lose the game.

Granted, but I no longer play the game.

I wish I could maul someone to death. With my teeth.

Granted, but he revives and mauls you to death.

I wish I could know you guys IRL.

Granted, but you find out just how much of a social reject we all are.

I wish my kitteh would stop biting me.