Twisted Wishes

Granted, but he sings Perish Song and only you hear it.

I wish Sentret lives forever. (Remember that you have to twist it! Gwahahaha!)

Granted, but only in your mind!

I wish Wooper lives forever.

P.S.: Mwa, ha, ha, ha, ha....*cough*

Granted, but your intentions were for me to twist it so my evil twist is not to twist it!

Take that!

I wish for 1000 non-twisted wishes.

Granted, but they were already twisted.

I wishto twist a twisted wish.

Granted, but the twist leaves it the same way.

I wish all my pics had ranking.

Granted, but below zero.

I wish for .

Granted, but the book eats your head off.

I wish at least some of the now-frequent guests join...

Granted, but the join another forum.

I wish that you DON'T twist my wish.

Granted, but the non-twisted wish was twisted a second later.

I wish a pirate eats Sentret.

Granted, but you are the Sentret.

I wish Wooper learns to dance Waltz.

Granted, but he kills you somehow while dancing.

I wish Wooper is in the American version of SSBB.

Granted, but SSBB stands for Super Sauce Baby Barbecue!

I wish that Wooper is not Wooper anymore.

Granted, he is now Upah.

I wish to be kidnapped by an UFO .

Granted, but you never come back.

I wish *

Granted, but just for one milisecond.

I wish an idea .

Granted, but it isn't a good idea.

I wish a Parade.

Granted, but it's bothering. Just like this: .

I wish Math wasn't boring.

Granted, but it's much harder than before.

I wish victory to Mahrkronia.

Granted, but Heigard is destroyed forever.

I wish the second smilie rescues the first one:

Granted, but this happens: (I don't know why).

I wish .

Granted, but the duck breaks 5 seconds after.

I wish to have a Wii.

Granted, but it doesn't works.

I wish for pie!

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish more people join WPF!

Granted but they should be N00bs!!

the attack of the n00bs!!

I wish i could have SSBB!!

Granted, but you get 10 6 years in to the future.

I wish to wish something!