Twisted Wishes

Granted, but it kills all your braincells.

I wish for a new computer.

Granted but 1 year after you get it you tern it on and a message pops up saying “I have no further use for you”. You can fill in the rest.

I wish I knew which administrator keeps badgering me by deleting my favorite topic and telling me not to spam in the spam battle game.

Granted, but then you get kicked off the site.

I wish I had KH BBS.

BBS starts off with Ven and Aqua dying. and Master Xehanort X Terra. Lolz.

I wish for kingdom hearts songs!

Granted, but they don't play at all.

I wish for my laptop to be fixed.

it is, but sarah throws it out the window. for no reason.

i wish for me to go to sleep. TIRED...

Granted, but you fall into a coma.

I wish for a toaster waffle.

Granted but when you toast it, it bursts into flames and burns down your house.

I wish for antigravity shoes.

Granted, but you float into space, and die of suffication.

I wish for a homework doing dog.

Granted but as soon as it finishes an assignment it eats it.

I wish for a second parallel wooper’s pond to creep people out and confuse them.

Granted, but if confuses you.

I wish that confuzzled was a word.

Granted but in another language.

I wish for more wooper’s to join wooper’s pond.

Granted, but they're REAL woopers.

I wish for a cooler teacher!

Granted but she’s a secret agent that goes on missions all the time so your class is mostly full of boring substitutes.

I wish for more socks!!!

Granted, but the washing machine eats them.

I wish I could take a week off school.

Granted but It’s because your appendices exploded so you were rush into surgery where you almost died. (That actually happened to me the day after my 14’Th birth day when I wished the same exact wish.lol)

I wish for even more socks.

Granted, but they're all unmated and you have to sort them. Then you discover that THEY DON'T HAVE MATE SOCKS! (Oh no, The horror!)

L E X I C O N wrote:

Granted, but they're all unmated and you have to sort them. Then you discover that THEY DON'T HAVE MATE SOCKS! (Oh no, The horror!)

What was your wish? Granted but it creates a temporal flux that sends you to an alternate dimension where care bears than proceed to eat you.

I wish for world unity and happy smiley neighborliness that prevents all future wars between all people of this grand planet. (Assuming there are no aliens or secrete underground societies like mole people. Quite a challenge isn’t it.)

The world unity is in a different world.

I wish for p0\/\/|\|4G3!

Granted, but you get hit by horizontally flying path trees, that get annoyed with your singing, and crushed to death...

I wish for a horizontally flying palm tree.

Granted, but it magically hits all fangirls in the head and makes them forget about RikuRoxas.

I wish for people to post more in Nonexistent Fun...

Granted, but they all suck at writing.

I wish there was a yaoi fangirl vs. homophobes war.

Granted, but you don't get invited.

I wish for good fics!

Granted, but they are only visible to me! MWAHAHAHAHA!

I wish for an idea for a wish..?

Granted, but it gets rejected by teh f0rc3.

i wish for iTunes credit!