Twisted Wishes

Granted.

I wish an :elephant:.

Granted, but you get a :rendeer: .

I wish you to be the .

Granted, But in your dreams!!

i wish a nice day!!

Granted, but for me! :alien:

I wish to Wooper be red.

Granted, but it only lasts two seconds.

I wish my page had 100000000 active and spam-free members.

Granted, But they will be n00bs!!

I wish a explosion!!

Granted, but you explode too.

I wish you to win a prize.

Granted.

I wish you to have hair like this: :geek:.

Granted, but you have a hat like this :joker: .

I wish for you to win a prize!

Granted.

I wish money.

Granted, but its false.

I wish that you know how to sing yodel.

Granted, but I sing so loud that your ears explode.

I wish a Nintendo DS!

Granted, but you get a Wii?

I wish to give you a present today.

Granted.

I wish cake.

Grantde, but it tastes like your cat.

I wish for myself again!

Granted, but you're me.

I wish my art wasn't stolen!

Granted, but internet is always like that. .

I wish for a Taco!

Granted, but it's poisoned.

I wish Nasir wasn't a traitor.

Granted, but I don't know what are you talking about.

I wish for studying .

Granted

i wish for a better presents

Granted, but they're still bad! .

I wish I had Nintendo DS games...

Granted, But in your dreams!!

I wish a Nintendo DS

Granted, but it doesn't works.

I wish for WPF.

Granted, but i will be turn bad wishes :evil:

I wish that (o.o) eats another (o.o) !!

Granted!

I wish that you smell like something awful.