Twisted Wishes

Granted, but it can only be redeemed for polka music.

I wish for all the socks in the world and free cheese for life.

Can it be SWEDISH polkka?

You get rejected by the socks and cheese and they go and live with Kittyismaster.

I wish for a new computer.

Granted but it terns out to be sky net and kills you. + +

I wish you would give me more challenging wishes to respond to.

granted but if you dont respond them like the owner whants to you'll die

I wish for more vacations



(talking about vacations did ya missed me cuz' im back)

Yes I did, and granted but it’s due to major life threatening surgery.

I wish for a wish that can’t be twisted.

Granted, but no-one cares and they do it anyway.

I wish for some-one to speak to of equal smartitude.

Granted, but your dumbed down to their level.

I wish for magic.

You get magnera, but it's only available in Pak'n'Saves.

I wish for the window to open!

Granted, but upon opining hundreds of killer bees fly in and sting you.


I wish for someone to explain lol to me.

granted

i wish someone gave me a hedgehog

The hedgehog runs away.

I wish for a really good new pen for writing with.

granted but it was stolen

i wish xxxbsIV could have her cigar house

-granted but she shoots you-

I wish I could dance. =[

granted but you forgot how to do it cause of the cigars

*i wish for a new sonic movie*

The sonic movie has sonic's irreversible death and Sonic is replaced by Tails.

I wish for the words in my writing book to magically go into a word document.

granted but it wont print

i wish for christmas again

I'm fine with no printing... I'll upload it to fanfiction!

Christmas turns into Chrismukkah.

I wish for cellphone credit.

umm chrismukkah?

granted but your phone was stolen

i wish for a wii points card code

You lose your wii.

I wish for a new, shiny keyboard.

granted but your dog ate it

i wish for my computer to be faster

granted but it's only faster when you're doing homework.

I wish for people to post more.

granted but they are posting in a sonic forum wahahahaha

i wish for more vacations

I can't protest to that. >.>

I wish for the curtain to stop blowing in my face.

granted but someone will start bothering you on internet

i wish pokemon were real

Granted, but they only exist in an alternate dimension that you can’t get to. (Which is vary sad)

I wish for a wishing well.