Twisted Wishes

Granted, but now two kittehs are biting you.

I wish I had a pet.

Granted, but it's a snake. That bites you.

I wish I had $1,000,000.

Granted, but you can't spend them.

I wish life had sense.

Granted, but it makes it really boring.

I wish I could write a really good story.

Granted, but no one reads it.

I wish I could pay a trip to space.

Granted, but the trip fails and crashes back to earth.

I wish I had an ice-cream.

Granted, but I tackle you and smash it into your face.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Granted, but you're a fish.

I wish I could finish this RP beginning already!

Granted, but it's lame.

I wish I had a life-sized Master Sword replica.

Granted, but the second you touch it, it turns to dust.

I wish Kittyismaster was here.

Granted, but she becomes a spammer.

I wish it snowed in Guatemala.

Granted, but the whole place is buried in it.

I wish school was over already.

Granted, but it starts again tomorrow.

I wish I could travel around the world without worries.

Granted, but the plane you're on crashes.

I wish I had a full library at my disposal.

Granted, but it burns before you manage to touch one of the books.

I wish I had Shigeru Miyamoto's autograph.

Granted, but I appear out of no-where and put it through the shredder.

I wish people couldn't sneak up on me.

granted, but now they wear scary masks

I wish upon a star

and that star falls on you.

I wish for a chocobo to love and to ride and other stuff.

Granted, but it runs away.

I wish I had my own Pokemon team.

granted, but they demote you.

I wish my budew wasn't so emo.

Granted but now it is annoyingly perky.

I wish for fish.

Granted, but you get slapped in the face with it.

I wish for a muffin.

(Fireflight has a trauma with fish slapping people in the face)

Granted, but it bites you.

I wish I knew what to wish.

Granted, but you can't remember what.

I wish I had more internet capacity.

Granted, but your computer crashes.

I wish I had a laptop of my very own.