What would you do if...?

I'd be depressed.

What would you do if the earth was going to explode in 48 hours?

I'd post dramatic good-byes and do stuff I always wanted to do. Then, at the last minutes close my eyes and die. I was going to die some years ago anyway.

What would you do if someone stole your personality?

No-one'd be able to steal my personality, they'd go crazy (insane) or die trying.

What would you do, if I did this. "..."

I'd shake you, trying to get a response. Or put a clown in front of you so you can smack it.

What would you do if I did nothing, nothing at all?

I'd track you down, with a salmon at the ready.

What would you do if all my posts, new and old, were erased?

I'd recover them. If they were automatically erased every time you posted, I'd talk to you on MSN. If I can't, die.

What would you do if you could choose between being a vampire or a werewolf?

I'd be a vampire. It's be awesome that way.

What would you do if someone walked up to you, in the middle of the airport, really seriously, and said "Don't get on the flight." and walked off.

I'd run after him and get him to tell me why. If I can't, I don't really know if I would go anyway or not.

What would you do if a package labeled "Deadly Virus" was sent to your home?

...I'd probably open it, knowing me.

What would you do if you woke up and a bomb was in your bed?

I'd panic and run away.

What would you do if you woke up tied in a basement?

I'd probably panic and try to scream.

What would you do if you woke up in an alternate universe?

It depends on what kind of alternate universe.

What would you do if you woke up surrounded by demons about to attack you?

...I don't know.

What would you do if you woke up one day and you had cat ears and a cat tail?

I'd scream.

What would you do if you looked at yourself on the mirror and realized you had vampire-like fangs?

I'd take them off their probably fake.

What would you do if you had a poisoned pie?