What would you do if...?

I'd do nothing.

What would you do if, when you were just about to start eating it, the fish jumped and slapped you in the face?

I'd stutter out something incoherent.

What would you do if all the clowns you've beaten on the internet cornered you in a dark alley?

I'd beat them down again, with a small shark.

I'd do nothing.

What would you do if someone stole your identity.

I'd steal it back.

What would you do if you saw a guy swimming on land?

I'd asked him to teach me.

What would you do if zombies cornered you.

I'd hit them with something and then feed them with someone's brains so they become my friends.

What would you do if a tarantula made its nest under your bed sheets?

I'd scream. Although Tarantula's aren't in NZ.

What would you do if you got a migrane.

I'd take some aspirins.

What would you do if a mad person started to drill your head?

I'd be...screaming.

What would you do if you woke up in a strange, fictional world.

Depends on what type of fictional world.

What would you do if you woke up trapped in an all-white room with no doors or windows?

I'd go - if I weren't already - insane.

What would you do if you were committed to an assylum?

I'd set the mad people free and start a revolution to escape the asylum.

What would you do if you were sent to prison for something you didn't do?

I'm not sure. I'd probably cry.

What would you do if you were trapped underground with your worst enemy, a knife and a single piece of food.

I'd try to become his friend. I wouldn't want to be alone. That way we can work as a team to find more food.

What would you do if a tornado formed around you?

I'd panic.

What would you do if someone replaced you shampoo with hair dye.

Depends on the color. I'd probably put it on them when they're asleep.

What would you do if someone shaved your head after putting you to sleep with gas?

I'd fly into a homicidal rage. No-one would be safe...*narrows eyes* no-one.

What would you do if your OC characters came to life and hung out in your living room?

I'd implode in happiness.

What would you do if a ghost grabbed your feet and lifted them up in the air?

I'd scream and try to maul it to death, even though it's a ghost.

What would you do if you had to go to school during weekends/vacations?

I'd blow it up during the night.

What would you do if WPF became a Mudkip forum?

I'd be annoyed. Severely.

What would you do if your computer was taken away by your parents?

I'd do anything to get it back. If it can't be done, I'd go to an internet cafe.

What would you do if someone erased the Organization Madness RP?

I'd restart it. *Runs off to copy it.*

What would YOU do if the RP was deleted?

I'd use the backup system to get it back. Woot for my mad Admin powerz.

What would you do if I vanished from Earth?