Off-topicness Topic

Hehe. My sister is just crazy.

And you?

I'm...special.

Like, how?

I know you're specially awesome.

In the sense that I can...do things that normal people would consider too strange to do.

For example?

I don't know. Get into discussions with my sister about rippping people to pieces and giving said pieces to other people.

P.S She wants the heart. The heart is hers.

I'll take the brains please.

...It'll cost you extra, it's harder to remove.

I'll open the skull with a seesaw.

Hm. Interesting.

What will you take?

I'll take the...I dunno. I think I want the lungs.

Your sister, you and I, took the most vital organs.

Exactly. It's the fun part.

We're insane. Hehe.

Insanity is a state of mind.

Awesomeness should be one too.

Well, people's state of mind can influence how awesome they are, so isn't it also a state of mind?

Well, technically.

Hm. I said something logical. *Peers out window* Nope, nothing's on fire.

*Spontaneously combusts*

*Panics* Oh god! I killed King Wooper, whatever shall the forum do!

That was a decoy. Here's the real me.

*Breathes a sigh of relief.* Good, 'cause if you died I'd have to find some way to bring you back to life, just to slap you for dying.