Wooper's Christmas RPG v2!

Kana: -picks up other box- To: Kana. Love From: Shiro. Suspicious.

Shiro: *Trying to get both* Give them back Kana! Don't make me use...*shift eyes* it!

Kana: Oh noes! Not the 'it'! -rolls eyes-

Shiro: Indeed, fear the it!

Kana: Is the 'it' that plasma ray you built on my roof because you didn't want to go home?

Shiro: *Snorting* No, it is *Looks around* Derek! Don't make me dig him out and use him!

Kana: You left derek at home.

Shiro: *Cries* No, I didn't! He left me okay, are you happy now!?!

Kana: I'm always happy tormenting you! -skipps about-

Shiro: *Cries harder* But why! I-I thought I was your friend, the kind that stalks you for fun!

Woopy: "Ooook, how's the weather, Steely?"

Wellington: Hey, I bought a book of Christmas carols named "101 Christmas Carols with Frank Sinatra* for everyone! Here's yours, Woopy.

*Handed Woopy the Christmas Carols book*

Woopy: "Oh, Frank Sinatra! Who's that weirdo? Anyway, let's sing!"

Song #1 - Celebrate Pichu's Death

Oh, Pichu you're dead!
Finally, finally you are!
First I tried to push you on a den!
But you came out for your yells.
Then I placed an axe to slice your head! (lol)
But it just killed a man.

But finally, finally you are dead!
Oh, joy! No more Pichus!
'Cause they are dead.

Woopy: "Awesome song!"

Wellington: Ehh... Let's better check song 2.

Song #2 - Happy Death

May an angel take your spirit!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

May you go away forever!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

Wellington: ...

Woopy: "OK...I don't want to see song three *Throws book away* Remember last year, when I used the GameShark? Since it broke, I bought an Action Replay!" =D

Wellington: Oh, yes... Now let's cook a delicious turkey dinner!

Woopy: "Tamales! I mean, OK, let's prepare Turkey. But isn't a country too big to cook it?" lol

Wellington: ¬¬... I mean a Meleagris gallopavo, a turkey bird!

Woopy: "Oh...let's go to a store then! But I don't want to kill it! >.>"

Wellington: Let's buy a frozen one, ok?

Woopy: "Ooooh. Alright, let's go!"

*Woopy opens the door and a pile of snow that fell from outside buries him*

Woopy: "Help! Waaaa! I'M GONNA DIE!"

Wellington: ICE PUNCH!

*Wellington punched the snow over Woopy*

Steely: ohh.. I'll be here.. I need to put the presents under the tree..

(can I bring cast again ?)

Kana: Cooking? -head pops up- -sees evil plans to eat meat- You... want to hurt the cute little animals? -cries-

Shiro: *Blinks* W-why would you do that. *Cries*