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“Roxas” No response
“Roooxxxxaaasss” Nada
“Roxie”
Roxas blearily opened his eyes just to see Axel up in his face he groaned and turned over hoping to get some more sleep.
Axel restrained him from laying back down by yelling “GUESS WHAT!” at the top of his Axel powered lungs.
“Aggh WHAT?!” Roxas yelled rubbing his eye yet somehow glaring at the loud pyromaniac.
“Maple syrup” Roxas sat there twitching violently and in a sickly sweet voice, yet somehow good natured voice asked “Is that what you woke me up for at...” Glancing at his watch in horror “THREE OCLOCK IN THE MORNING FOR?!” Axel shook his head, no
“Of course not here is the real reason...” He looked around for any uninvited people and turned to Roxas with a serious expression never before seen on the goofy nobody.
“Roxas, I Axel challenge you to...” He got real close to his ear and ... Yelled “A MAPLE SYRUP BATTLE”
Roxas shot Axel a dirty look before pulling out Oathkeeper and smashing him hard with it ... in a place that shall remain unnamed, he got comfortable in his bed muttering something about dumb as a brick red heads.
Totally ignoring the whimpering nobody writhing yet still unconscious on his floor in pain he picked up the bottle of maple syrup and squirted it all over Axel before making a portal into Xemnas’ room.
He snickered as Axel fell in and slowly went to sleep “Hehe, maple syrup battle my butt”
Everyone woke up in the morning to a gir- I mean manly scream as Xemnas pounded Axel into dust.
And no-one ever saw Axel again, Roxas felt kinda guilty about it and made best friends with Saix where he eventually became an Emo, needless to say no-one ever woke Roxas up again.
Until...
Portal 
