Vending Machine!

You get Knuckles.

-inserts chocolate milk-

-gets baileys-

-inserts a roll of tape-

You get a Stapler.

*Inserts Napoleon Bonaparte*

-gets a history book-

-inserts Harvard-

you get a nerd

*inserts ipod*

You get a cheap Chinese MP3 (like mine).

*Inserts a 42" Televesion*

you get a remote control

*inserts OMG*

Gets WTF.

Inserts waffle maker.

gets a wooper shaped waffle

*inserts a coin*

gets a game of Time Crisis.

inserts button.

you get a zipper

*inserts the universe*

gets a dead Mel Gibson.

inserts scanner.

You get a Printer.

*Inserts Apple Cider*

Gets apples. and cider. and drunk people.

Inserts Douglas Adams.

you get the adams family

*inserts the simpsons family*

Gets yellow play-doh.

inserts the number 'e'.

You get "ß".

*Inserts letter "Þ" (thorn)*

gets the 'alt' key.

Inserts ♪.

You get music.

*Inserts µ*

gets... What the hell is that?

inserts sonic the werehog

gets two locks of Sonic's hair and a death note.

Inserts a wooper!

you get the sonic curse (sonic won't die... not on the sonic fan heart)

inserts all that should be but it isnt and isn't known

gets me, who's getting a little bit tired of Sonic.

Inserts MapleStory.

gets maple syrup (sorry... but did you read my username)

*inserts my math teacher*

Gets a maths book.

Inserts an iPod.