What would you do if...?

I'd be like "Holy shit it's cold!" and run around like a headless chicken.

What'd you do if you were suddenly in a random country with no money or food or anything.

I'd ask for money on the streets, and then use that money to make a call to my home, so they can help me get back.

What would you do if a zombie with a chainsaw touched your shoulder right now?

I'd force feed him KFC.

What would you do if someone climbed out of your TV?

I'd hit the person with the nearest object.

What would you do if someone climbed out of your computer?

Scream and beat them with a fish.

What would you do if someone smashed down your door?

I'd beat him with a fish too.

What would you do if you saw an elephant right in front of your house?

I'd call the zoo.

What would you do if you tripped over in the middle of a crowded area?

I'd quickly get up, and blame someone if I can.

What would you do if you saw a UFO.

I probably wouldn't notice anyway. I'm rather oblivious.

What would you do if all of a sudden Woopers Pond disappeared, like completely gone.

I'd go to France and threaten to murder the whole Forumotion staff if they don't bring it back.

I'd do nothing.

What would you do if suddenly died and couldn't post...because I was dead.

1. Go crazy.
2. Delete WPF.
3. Get depressed.
4. Die.

What would you do if oxygen became toxic to you?

I'd grow gills and get a waterproof computer.

What would you do if Woopdude reached level 100?

(Fish breathe the oxygen from the water, so you'd die anyway).

I'd implode.

What would you do if your Woop reached 999999?

I'd be amazed, and slightly guilty that I'm getting it all.

What would you do if you saw a vampire?

I'd tell him to turn me into one.

What would you do if you found an Axolotl in your room?

I'd be startled.

What would you do if you had to choose between being a vampire or a werewolf?

I'd choose to be a vampire.

What would you do if next time you came here, your username was Queen Wooper and you were an Admin?

(I won't do it. Well, unless you really wanted to. It'd be too awkward, but funny. Meh. Forget what I said.)

I'd be really confused. Like, really.

What would you do if someone hacked your account?

I'd be mad. And get it back.

What would you do if you were suddenly frozen solid?

I'd be frozen.

What would you do if you could control one element?

I'd use it to help people. And sometimes to make people do what I want.

What would you do if you found a copy of an awesome unreleased game on the street.

I'd take it. Depends which platform.

What would you do if someone shot at you?

I'd probably die. Or just attack the person and call for help.

What would you do if firefighters arrived at your house, because someone told them it was on fire.

I'd laugh in my strange, confused style.