Rants

Here in NZ, we have out own version of that show, Are You Smarter Than A Ten Year Old. Suffice it to say, they use the super smart ones that never get anything wrong. I didn't even know some of those things, so I know that they weren't that smart.

Lol, the owners of that Entrepreneurs program was on it... Lawl.

Lol. I wonder if they were smarter? Probably not. No-one ever is.

Rant:

NZ. Ily. But you suck. Why are the only wigs you have either really shite or really expensive? You hurt my heart. Plus everything costs way too much money and no one hires anymore. Do you not want me to be a successful Roxas? What have I done? And why does TradeMe not have everything I want? ]: Ily NZ, but you do seem to hate me </3 Plus Shortland St is the 'best' NZ program?! It's so stupid. Thank Jigglypuff for Pulp Sport.

/rant.

;_;

//cries
I FEEL GROSS AND ADAM YOUNG IS ANTI GAY

;_; ;_; <3 IT'S OKAY LEXY, STEPHEN AND CHARLIE ARE VERY PRO-GAY <3

ME TOO, AND THAT'S EVEN BETTER.

But Stephen and Charlie and You don't make me happy, sad or take an effect on me anyways.
v.v

Lol.

Okay, so get this.


Lex and I were at school today and we were, very innocently, sitting against a wall. Said wall was part of the sheltered entrance to the back of some of the classes. Anyhow, one of the teachers--who is an idiot--made me move (Lex had ran off when he saw him coming) because, and I quote, "you're taking up too much room", when there was room for atleast 4 people to sit comfortably across the steps. So, he had this big rant when I refused to listen.

Eventually, after a threat from him, I did move. He went to walk of and I--much to my happiness--flipped him the bird and said, very loudly I might add, "F**k you." he wasn't impressed to say the least.

However, when he came back to me, he was all glare-y. So, I fixed him with my patented "demon glare" and he left rather quickly.

However, lucky for him, I didn't realize that there were two pairs of scissors in my pocket until he was gone.

Friggin idiot. Not enough room my foot.

...May I ask why you carry two pairs of scissors in your pocket? o;

Well...I'm special. They're my emergency scissors. I'm awesome like that. you never know when you'll need them.

Also, I use them if people annoy me. Don't worry, I don't stab them, I just threaten them. Although I would maul them to death...with my teeth.

She has a syndrome.

And Doel is a Dickface.

why do he have to learn english in college when we already know how?

Fireflight wrote:

Well...I'm special. They're my emergency scissors. I'm awesome like that. you never know when you'll need them.

Also, I use them if people annoy me. Don't worry, I don't stab them, I just threaten them. Although I would maul them to death...with my teeth.

I keep my sharp black pen and red pen in my pocket for the same reasons.

My keys also hurt.

I once used, like, twenty carabiners as a whip.

................I pretend my key is a keyblade? Does that count? >_>

I'm allergic to insect stings/bites. It isn't like OMG MORTAL or anything, but it's annoying.

I HATE being at home when the home inspector comes.
It was so awkward.
He was making small talk. I hate small talk.
When he left, he said 'Bye'
I said 'Seeya!'
I wont see him. Aargh. Lamelamelame.
D;

/rant.

kelseyketchum wrote:

I HATE being at home when the home inspector comes.
It was so awkward.
He was making small talk. I hate small talk.
When he left, he said 'Bye'
I said 'Seeya!'
I wont see him. Aargh. Lamelamelame.
D;

/rant.

Who's the home inspector?

Idk, some guy who inspects our house every three months...

... why?

To make sure we aren't like, raising aliens or sumfink in our house...

COS WE ALL LOVE THE ALIENS.

YEAH BRO. BUT IT'S CRUEL TO MAKE THEM LIVE WITH SMELLY HUMANS INNIT. SO THE INSPECTOR MUST MAKE SURE~

EDIT: OMG. I REPLIED EXACTLY AN HOUR AFTER YOU.

ALIENS HAVE RITES TOO, BRO!