Nonexistent fun! [Explicit]

Axel: I diddn't do anything! GOT IT MEMORIZED?

Demyx: got milk?

Axel: what?

Demyx: just thinking of something else.

Zexion: *walks over to the fridge and gets milk out, gives to demyx*

Demyx: YAY! wait, we were in the kitchen?

Zexion: *blink blink* *puts in headphones*

Demyx: I think we have no plot again...

Axel: ORLY?

Demyx: YARLY.

Xigbar: MARLY!

Budew: *crashes through ceiling* BUDEWWWWWWWWW!
Zexion: Plot for you?

Budew: *sees Marluxia* BUDEW BUDEW BUDEW!!! *Hugs Marluxia*

Demyx: AWWW so cute!

Marluxia: Oh? *hugs back*

*some more random pokemon fall through the ceiling*

All pokemon: *respective call-things*

Demyx: OMG.

Saix walks in.

Saix: I feel like killing me some Xigbar...

Xigbar: GOTTA GO! *poofs*

Demyx: huh? back so soon?

Saix: Xemnas broke his leg on the ski slope.

Demyx: Oh, okay.

Roxas: So that means no missions?
Demyx: Suh-weet.
Roxas: Don't say that.

Meanwhile...

Larxene: *sits on Vexen's examination table expectantly*

Vexen: *looking at Larxene* Now, I just need you to take off your pants and undergarments.....For the examination. Get your head out of the gutter.



meanwhile...

Saix: Not so fast. Superior wants you two to get him some spicy chicken tacos from Taco Hut. You will also be getting other mexican food for the entire organization. Though I will assume Axel wants the same as Xemnas.

Axel: Oh yeah!

Demyx: Oh man...Have you SEEN THE LINES at lunchtime? NO. WAY.

Axel: I'LL GO!

Saix: As long as you get them. Superior will be VERY upset if he does not get his tacos.

(((little do they know, that the spicy chicken tacos were discontinued...oh, It shall mirror my pissiness when Taco Bell discontinued MY spicy chicken taco. There will be pain. There will be pain.)))

Marluxia and Zexion: I'm not going!
Zexion: Icky, despicable, disgusting place. And we could just make Xaldin make tacos.

Saix: I wasn't asking you two to go. Xemnas wants two others to document and record all the creatures that are now inhabit this castle. And I'm sure you two can handle- *looks down* I said leave!

Pokemon: Shinx. *just sits and looks up*

Axel: wow, it looks just like you Saix. C'mon Roxas, lets get tose tacos! *grabs and yanks into a portal*

Six: It most certainly does not.

Shinx: *jumps on saix* Shiiiinx!

Demyx: Awwwww.... *walks over and motions for a tickle* oh such a CUTE puppy!

Shinx: grrrrr....*protective stance on Saix's shoulder*

Demys: Awww, don't be all like poopy-head Saix. Goochi gooochie goochie-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Saix: Hmm... I think I WILL keep him after all.

Zexion: I wonder why.

Meanwhile, y'know.

Larxene: Wtf? No way. Pervert.

Demyx: WHY!!!???


meanwhilst...


Vexen: I SAID it was for the examination.

Luxord: He's not interested in women anyways.

Vexen: exact- *turns around abruptly* DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO LEAVE!!?

Luxord: No.

Vexen: WELL LEAVE!!!

Zexion: Because it happily decapitates you whenever you come within three feet of Saix.
Shinx: Shinx! *happy happy*



Larxene: I don't trust you.

Demyx: ......well...bah! Where are those tacos?


Meanwhile...


Axel: WHADDYA MEAN YA DON'T HAVE THE SPICY CHICKEN ANYMORE!!?

Counter-dude: Sorry, the spicy chicken has been discontinued.

Axel: everywhere?

Counter-dude: Sorry. Maybe you could try a volcano taco?

Axel: Listen. *grabs Counter-dude by the neck of his shirt* THOSE THINGS AREN'T SPICY AT ALL! GOT IT MEMORIZED?


meanwhile...


Vexen: And I do not trust you either. Now that we have that settled, I need to find out if you actually ARE pregnant.

Zexion: At the Taco Store.

m/w...

Counterdude: ... You could add some kind of chilli powder when you get it?

m/w...

Larxene: I had sex with someone. I was not on the pill. it was... without. It was with a nobody.

Demyx: yay! I love nachos!

meanwhile...

Axel: BUT I LIKE CHICKEN DAMN IT!

Roxas: *facepalm*

MEANWHILE...(omg caps)

Vexen: excuse me for speaking in a childish manner, but... DUH. Fine. Just leave. I don't need you here right now anyways. BEGONE! *shoos her out*

Larxene: Okay!
*walks off*

--

Zexion: Tacos... and nachos... how?

--

Counter Dude: Make it your fucking self! *pissed off now*

Axel: *holds up a fireball to Dude's face, death in his eyes, all the people dining immediately run for their lives* YOU'D BETTER TELL YOUR F***ING MANAGER THAT IF WE DON'T GET THOSE F***ING TACOS, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE YOU'LL BE PISSING YOUR PANTS TO!!! BECAUSE, I SWEAR, F YOU DON'T GET THOSE FUCKING TACOS, YOU, YOUR LOVED ONES, AND EVERYONE YOU KNOW WILL BE TORN TO BITS IN A MOST INHUMANE MANNER!!!

Roxas: *facepalm*


Meanwhile...

Demyx: *shivers*

Taco Man: *crashes through ceiling* Here, Axel, I have your taco!
Everyone in building: Yaaay!
Roxas: Ohdeargodno.

--

Marluxia: Needfoodnow.

Axel: WTF!!? *accidentally flames Taco Man half to death out of instinct*


jhgseuvbixbsurhbi.......


Demyx: *raids the fridge, but comes up with only 1/4 gallon of milk and a half-eaten hotdog* Awwmaaannn...