That's my Wooper!

i use hyper beam with my dusclops

My wooper

I take one of all of the first 149 Pokémon to use a group attack on you all.

My wooper

i use teleport with my abra... My wooper

My bellsprout uses sleep powder on you abra

My wooper

My Charizard carbonizes your Bellsprout.

My Woopah.

My Mightyena takes the Wooper when your not looking and runs.

My Wooper!

I Karate Chop the Mighthyena's skull.

MY WOOPER. GWAHAHAHA.

I trip you over and take the wooper once more. (Haha, totally owned.)

MY WOOPER!

I make a Metroid suck the life out of you while I take the Wooper.

IT'S MINE.

I'm brought back to life and use my zombie minions to take it from you.

My Wooper!

Michael Jackson used Thriller!
It was super effective!

Michael Jackson's wooper.

I killed Michael Jackson, who is now a zombie too...again.

My wooper.

Zombie Michael Jackson commands the minions to take the Wooepr and give it to me.

MY WOOP.

Billie Mays's Zombie pwns Zombie MJ with his awesome infomercial skillz Billie's wooper.

I steal the Wooper during the ensuing fight.

DJ AM Zombie punches you in the face and sits on you while the Wooper comes over to me.

8D MAI WOOPR

I set your DJ AM Zombie on fire, then pull out a cookie. The Wooper changes it's mind and returns to me.

MY WOOPER!

DJ AM Zombie walks over to you. You catch on fire and the Wooper runs to me. I run off with it.

MAI WOOPAH.

I put out the fire and run after you. I trip you up and steal the Wooper.

My Wooper.

[you've already tripped me up once today...]

I punch you in the face and chain you down.

My Wooper.

You forget to lock the chains, I escape and put you in a straight jacket. Making sure to close it.

My Wooper.

I eat my way out of it.
I then proceed to trip you up, in which you fall into a titanium box and chain, lock and tape it shut, where i roll it towards a volcano and push it in.

I expect the wooper to be mine, Mr. Bond.

I push you into a cryogenic container and bury it 237 feet below the antarctic glaciers.

Oh, and I also take the Wooper.

Using my mind powers the container explodes and I fly out of the glaciers and take the wooper from you.

My Wooper.

Oh, and I fly back into the glacier, reseal the container and set it on fire, but the insides are completely fine.

I'm brought back to life like Buffy after the portal of doom ripped through town; I proceed to use a time machine to go back in time to before any of us started the game and took the wooper. I lock it and myself in an unhackable panic room.

My wooper.