Bad spelling game

My muffin maker went pop.

Aye dunt zpik Frrensh.

I don't speak french.

Aye leik kngdim harrtts tooh.

i like kingdom hearts too

mai komputar ezz beri zlou an ai uant anoder uan

My computer is very slow and I want another one.

deh keeborrd broek dis mrnin. i hadd two gett ah noo wun.

the keyboard broked this morning. i had too get a new one

ai am redi tu go tu scul an boder yasp agen

I am ready to go to school and boder yasp again.

(I didn't get some words. >.>)

muhhphihnz.

muphins? i dont know how to write that cuz i dont write it i eat it

mai berdey ez nier yeiy

I am ready to go to school and bother Jasp again.

Aim da vist ztodent on may klaz.

I'm the best student in my class.

(Oh, yeah. With that spelling you could be smarter than einstein!)

eh ham lizzining tooh htree deys grayss.

i am listening to three days grace

uat japened un ur haus Kueen rooper?

What happened on your house, green Wooper?

mai keeborrd hazz a zcrolr whel.

it was king wooper lol

my keyboard has a scrol wheel

ai em seeing ha talebizion

I am seeing the television.


Iey ahm seein teh scren.

Yay! I'm seeing the screen.

Rikjaard eez mah neim.

Ricardo is my name

Aye weel haft a chaini Shatoo on Puquenon WPF.

i will have a shyni natu or xatu? on pokemon WPF

skul eez startying necst wik aye nid a bakpac

School is starting next week, I need a backpack.

Aye guant bakattionz tu bee lergir.

i want vacations to be larger (me too)

mai doog vait mi hend bot yuzt pliying

My dog bit my hand but just playing.

yeztherdei i kleend mah rum nd trew aut alot of garveige.

Yesterday I cleaned my room and threw out alot of garbage.

I waz resentey infoarmed tat I am a vanmpiere

I was recently informed that I am a vampire.

faierphlaigt liekz caek.

Fireflight likes cake!

I reoallie dew liekz teh kakei.

I really do like the cake.

o rly? dun ou tinc pai eez vetah?

Oh really? Don't you think pie is better.

Nah, knot reily. Hey triez tah cil meh.